Bugsy the Clown: Part 9

Part 9  

   Marlon Memphis is one of those original people you meet only once in a life time. He’s quite fashionable by any standards and likes to show off. He’ll put you on the spotlight before you can get a word in with his ever lady pleasing showmanship. He hangs at the docks all day and after a couple of years there I’m still unsure about what he does there all the time. Rumor has it he got thrown off a ship hailing from London on account that the crew couldn’t stand him anymore. Maybe is a sailor astray, but here and now, he’s a rockabilly full time … and you can spot his pompadour around the corner. He knows everybody and everything that has to do with the docks and he’s stuck his neck out for me more than once, probably the most loyal guy out there. Uncle Leo’s shipping Co. has seen some vandalism and loss of cargo recently and Memphis knows, cause’ Memphis saw. Again, Yuanjia Enterprises seeks to stay on top of all things and that has to do with control over the harbour. There’s no direct influence, it’s not like guys in suits from the company are here wrecking things but these thugs and rascals are clearly “Yuanjia’s mates” as Memphis puts it.

   ‘I’ve seen them … walkin’ in and out of Yuanjia’s offices too many times for them not to be bunk buddies. They’ll rough you up just for lookin’ at’em crooked ya’ know? But Marlon Memphis can hold his own against all those pansies! Yaaaaaaah!’.

   He’ll brag your ear off if he could. But underneath it all rests a good heart and I see that. So I let him embarrass me all he wants, cause’ buddies like that are a rare breed, truly rare.

   I end up spending most of my nights with Marlon and discovering the culture that brings life to the night. He shows me the many bars and rants about the number of women that frequent them and the exploits he’s accomplished in spending the night with them.

   ‘There was this lass, she had the biggest breasts I had ever laid eyes on. Well, you know me … I gotta try these things out! So I go and present myself to her and she devours me with her eyes … like it’s already in the bag ya’ know?! We start drinking like if we were coming straight out of the Sahara mate and I don’t even know what I’m drinking no more and some of them tasted funny but she was too much fun, paid everything! After these shots of … ah … sambooka I think … and ah … yeah, we shared a mushroom … yeah? … She lays her hand on my crouch and there’s the signal mate! So we go to this motel and I lie on the bed cause at this point I’m starting to feel really dizzy and I think I’m about to be sick. Mushrooms and sambooka don’t mix too well mate. Anyways, I wait for her to get ready. Man, she comes out of the bathroom and I’m about to loose it, everything gets really messed up … I start seeing things man … distortions and shit. I manage to steady myself up a bit and admire her and I knew her breasts were huge … but I never guessed the diameter of her areolas would be so big, nice big areolas. Right then and there mate … I swear, she turns into this big cartoon head … her breasts turn into the eyes and then this head starts moving around and talking to me! “MARLON!” This really deep voice man: “MARLON! COME HERE MARLON! I WANT YOU INSIDE ME MARLON” Right then man, I’m starting to freak out, I’m bad trippin’ cause there’s this huge head and I think it wants to eat me! So the cartoony head jumps at me and I scream out but she laughs and I figure she starts riding and fucking me right? … I wasn’t all there man but at one point I figure I’m tied down, chained to the bed and I’ve got this irritated cock that’s still fucking hard and going and I start thinking back at those weird tasting beverages and how she kept getting them and probably put something in there. So at one point she gets up and goes to the bathroom to empty up I suppose and I’m totally freaking out and I’m in pain so I try and set myself free and she’s singing and whistling some Elvis tune … Anyways, I get myself untied and I make a run for it. Next thing I know, I’m down in the parking lot and I’m butt naked with a massive red hard-on right in the middle of the place and there are cars whizzing by on the side of the road … But get this: next day I woke up and there I am, naked in the middle of a field of corn and I’m about two miles away from the damn motel and in the middle of one of those crop circles! Anyways … was actually quite pleasant … but the weirdest bang ever! Was like fucking some old black and white cartoon with big loony eyes.”

   He looks at me suddenly stopping and notices that I don’t really share his enthusiasm for his story.

   ‘What’s a matter mate? Don’t you like cartoons? … Oooowh … my dick hurts!”

   Blurs and distortions …